Hilarious - You MUST read This!!

This is the funniest and truest thing I have ever read!!!!

ODE TO INFERTILITY

'Twas the night before your period and all through the house,not a creature was stirring, not even your spouse.
The tampons were waiting in the bathroom with care,in hopes that Aunt Flow would soon NOT be there.
Your future children were nestled, like dreams in your head,while visions of cramps start to come before bed.
You're sure you are pregnant, your breasts are so ripe,you examine that toilet paper each time you wipe.
But you just might be pregnant, you have all the signs,so why does this test never show those two lines?
And you cry on the floor until you are ill,tomorrow you'll refuse your prenatal pill."
Come nausea, sore breasts, and frequent urination!"
"On weight gain, fatigue and then to lactation!"
We are getting impatient, our clocks start to tick,but each month all we do is pee on that stick.
We know more about ovulation than our family doc,so please fill our womb before our friends newborns can talk!
We thank all of our relatives for those sympathy hugs,but we've spent our whole salary on fertility drugs.
Our spouse has more sex than his full teenage years,but this time he's not bragging to all of his peers.
So before our next cycle, lead us the fertile way,
Happy baby-making to all and keep periods at bay!

So True!

First baby purchase! I couldn't resist!!! It is perfect for us IF girls!!!!
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Wow!

So I did it! I made a baby!!! Well Sean kinda helped I guess!!!

I added the baby countdown! Look at the top of my page, to the right! I will still have to fine tune it when I get an actual due date (for right now I believe it is either March 12th or 13th - so I am just saying mid-March!). So that makes me at about 4 1/2 weeks along.

I am still in disbelief that this is happening to me. I am still of course terrified that something will go wrong but I can't live my life in the what if's! It is just hard for me to accept that I made it! I have been an infertile for so long!

I am really anxious for my ultrasound. It still could be multiples according to the nurse I spoke too. I was really convinced that it would be only one, but my numbers shot up so much, now I am not so sure! I will be ecstatic either way!

Pregnancy Symptoms? Yes!

Nausea - yes (just queasiness for now - thank goodness!)
implantation bleeding - no
frequent urination - yes (but I think this is because I am so thirsty lately!)
headaches - no
breast tenderness - yes at times
back aches -yes but that is from the progesterone injections!

And most of all a positive test!! I still haven't taken a Home test yet. Maybe I'll buy one today for fun!!

Thank you everyone for their support!!!

My hcg level is 458!!!! Which is great news! I can exhale now!! Sean and I are so excited! Its really happening! My ultrasound is next week!

I'm pregnant!!!!!! My beta was 103!! Anything over 50 is a positive. I go in Tuesday to make sure the numbers go up enough.

I'm pregnant!!!!!! My beta was 103!! Anything over 50 is a positive. I go in Tuesday to make sure the numbers go up enough.

One more day. I can do this!